Maybe it was because I've eaten nothing but sugar and refined carbs for the last few days, or maybe it was the lack of a decent nights sleep. Whichever it was, I haven't laughed so hard in awhile.
I was sitting on the couch next to Jeremy while he was channel surfing. I had my new iPod-touch in my hands and was playing mahjong while listening to music. In general, not really paying attention to the man holding the remote at the other end of the sofa. Something on the t.v. caught my attention and I looked up.
"What are you watching?" I asked.
"Bond, James Bond," Jeremy answered in fairly good Sean Connery impression.
I was again totally absorbed in my new toy when I foolishly asked, "Awww, isn't there anything decent on?"
Sean replied, "You mean Bond isn't decent?!?"
Realizing my faux pas I quickly corrected, "Oh I didn't mean that."
So he started surfing some more and paused at the National Geographic Channel. Which, it just happened, was airing a documentary about some African tribe.
"Ahhh," Mr. Connery said. "Indigenous breasts. Now that's decent."
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