(as told by the mr.)
I go into the girls room to put the girls to bed and I smell something fruity.
It smells like lotion.
Hannah has been warned about playing with lotion.
The prosecutor-in-chief decides to get to the bottom of this.
(Put on stern face)
"Were you playing with cream?"
"No", replies Hannah.
(She's lying, I think. I definitely smell something.)
(Put on sterner face)
"Did you play with cream?", I insist.
"No"
(Hmmm, change of tactic.)
"Well then what is it that I smell?" (Even sterner face)
(Aha, got her now, I think)
"Mango Mandarin" she replies quietly, quickly.
(OK, supress smile.)
Not quite believing what I hear, I reply "What?"
"Mango Mandarin."
(trying to put on as stern a face as I can)
"Mango Mandarin what?"
She proceeds to show me the bottle of Bath and Body Works Mango Mandarin Body Spray.
(Well, she wasn't lying)
And thats how Hannah survived the interogation.
